Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
非常工业化的——我不是来拆散这个家的，我是来加入这个家的。
这片亮点居然不是三主角，而是三彩蛋，一是开篇我以为打开了远古外星人（旁白也是要恰饭的），二是黄老板的小品（欧美歌手终究逃不过的宿命），三是吴京仅一秒的精湛演技
主要缺点是乳俄戏比新版冷血悍将更弱智。 其他都合格。
史上最贵网大？什么年代了，还拍环球观光片，白嫖都觉得浪费时间。
很流水线的作品，和家人朋友一起看还挺欢乐。不过这雷诺兹是从死侍的角色里走不出来了，不当小贱贱就不会演戏了。
虽然不是很好的电影，但是哭死我了，好想妈妈。
还大制作呢，钱都砸给三位主演了吧，大场面和动作戏真是够寒碜的，依旧是无聊至极的流水线产品，同量级同样网飞的片子，被爆炸贝的《鬼影特攻》甩出几条街，起码人家还愿意在开篇给你来一场疯狂的追车戏。
这傻逼电影演员是怎么坚持演下去的，有被尬到。
标准爆米花电影，各种元素都有一点，虽然有点流水线剧本的意思，不过就冲着这三人组，我依然期待续集。
几个主演之间有点不来电，盖尔加朵就再加一星
regretted that I spent time on this shit.
结尾的意思是还要拍续集，盗罗浮宫。拍得这么烂，应该是没有续集了。
看哭了，但总觉得好像除了直击泪点以外还应该加入一些什么，让人印象深刻一点，不知道是什么。不过张婧仪在这一部表现一般，没有之前的我要我们在一起表现的好。大概老戏骨们一对比就……
说实话真的好没意思啊，完全可以看困的片，剧情不用猜都知道，结尾虽然有小反转但也是意料之中，这么各司其职的标签也太明显了，也是给三位目前最红的大咖来个聚会吧
3D打印用什么材质才会遇到可乐就融化？查了半天没结果
很一般很一般，如果没有巨石强森，盖尔加朵和小贱贱，这片子恐怕无人问津
从人物到情节几乎没有任何创作可言，所以居然比想象的要强一些。
看样子是想拍第二部，其实没这个必要。
不难看，至少比007好看，就是有点太大数据了。不知道怎么形容，就是大数据AI剧本的感觉，人物设定、桥段情节甚至打斗场面都是经过精准计算放到该放的地方的。徐远翔如果还在阿里的话倒可以去向网飞取取经，当初那个淘汰活人编剧的理想没准真能实现。三个主演都挺喜欢，但在这部里基本各演各的，最后的反转就纯粹反转，为了这个反转刚有点看点的人物关系立马崩了，有点可惜，而且应该上大屏幕的
整体来说非常一般的流水账爆米花，好久没看过这种乏味的偷盗类型动作片了，三个演员每个人的角色设定都太太太典型了，故事也是典型的好莱坞流水线剧本。整部片子毫无新意，看的我直打哈欠。另外小贱贱以后接的角色是彻底固定了么，这种贱兮兮话很多的二逼角色，为什么现在他出演的每一部片子都是这种角色风格，实在是太腻了。
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