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分类: 喜剧片 英国 1998

导演: 吴佩慈   

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 庞云水 3小时前 :

    就我一个人注意到了开头东木年轻时骑着马的那张照片其实是他儿子斯科特吗😂😂😂

  • 九水风 4小时前 :

    老了的东木太温柔了。观感就是淡淡的公路片,一片祥和美好,也许老了就可以更柔软的看这个世界。

  • 卫茜 0小时前 :

    同KL831航班观看,不错。某种程度可以理解为Eastwood的自我缅怀。夕阳无限好,只是近黄昏

  • 夙可昕 8小时前 :

    岁月不饶人,东木真的老了!故事本身就是老套的剧情,还有点西部情怀的成分!越看越少的东木电影!

  • 吉痴灵 9小时前 :

    因为Paul Schrader骂战去看了,站Schrader。陈腔烂调。东木老爷可能是该退休了

  • 彦玥 1小时前 :

    他,依旧年轻

  • 丁正奇 0小时前 :

    90岁的主演,伊斯特伍德破纪录了吗?虽然电影拖沓,银发驯马师、押镖客算是开拓老年生活新方式。

  • 吴善静 4小时前 :

    @HBO 画面美 ost动听 我可以想到ues的amc应该被老爷爷占满了

  • 可颖 3小时前 :

    牛仔大爷太老了,他刚一出场我都不相信自己的眼睛,全片充满了烈士暮年的感觉,也象征着牛仔精神的没落。

  • 宗政秋阳 7小时前 :

    一老一小的越境之旅,很温情很有爱,在小镇里与玛尔塔一家的生活更是美好得不像话。一直担心这样暖的一个童话故事最后来个BE,幸好并没有,恭喜东木老爷子撩妹成功!那只名叫“猛男”的公鸡也是神鸡一枚,聪明护主,简直就是个狗(纯褒义哈哈哈)!东木老爷子年过九旬依然如此高产,而且每部水准都不差,有人批评本片太过温吞清淡,但我觉得就舒舒服服地讲个小故事不也挺好么?祝老爷子健康长寿继续在光影世界纵马驰骋!

  • 于雅美 7小时前 :

    哎,真是好失望,以为东木老爷子最后要去一下西部牛仔,结果这个牛仔不硬,也整不动了

  • 后诗翠 7小时前 :

    都91岁的老人家了,还有这么多美女喜欢,不比神仙还快乐?

  • 明瑶 0小时前 :

    为了90多岁的Clint Eastwood,而看这部片子。还是他自导自演,在过去半个多世纪里,每年至少拍一部电影的他,在好莱坞这一批老当益壮的高龄演职人员里,要想争个第一,还得继续努力。不过说实话,片子看的稍稍心酸。看Clint衰朽的身形,缓慢的动作,苍老的手,还要坚持演一个“硬汉”,是会给人一种力不从心的担心的。片子本身很清淡,节奏缓慢。讲了一段忘年交的友谊,还有一个黄昏恋的结局。片名叫作《哭泣的男人》,与其说用给电影,不如说更适合描述Clint的现在。当然还是希望可以继续见到他的,但是可以换个轻松的题材拍嘛,别老往马背上骑了。

  • 干开宇 5小时前 :

    三星半。老爷子出手质量还是能保证的,一老一少一只战斗鸡,一段穿越边界线的旅程,这部片子里善良的人比较多。

  • 向娟巧 4小时前 :

    相当有失水准的克林特的电影,但是为了看他,我也愿意看。可是确实是他发挥得不好的一部电影。

  • 守飞捷 6小时前 :

    平平无奇,单纯有的只剩点情怀,西部片还是混碟市吧

  • 丽初 7小时前 :

    看多了爽片,偶尔看一下这么温馨的电影还真不太习惯,老爷子今年都九十多了,还拍片,真是热爱啊,居然还在电影里谈了场恋爱。

  • 强骞 9小时前 :

    影片最后东木关于硬汉的解说也许是对自己的总结吧。

  • 振鹏 7小时前 :

    老人家的作品看一部少一部了,多给一个星

  • 员幻珊 8小时前 :

    情节偏简单,小男主演技也青涩,老爷子精神矍铄

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