两女用胸互顶 高清

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9.0 推荐

分类: 喜剧片 港台 2003

导演: 张曼玉   

剧情介绍

  这是Richard Lester最好的一个片。
  An absurdist classic
  This is a wonderful surreal comedy based on the play by Spike Milligan and John Antrobus. You know that it is going to be an odd film right at the beginning, when the opening credits list the cast in order of their height. The film begins with the BBC (Frank Thornton) telling us through the facade of an old television that this is the third, or is it the fourth?, anniversary of the shortest war in history, lasting 2 hours and 28 minutes. England is now a barren landscape, littered with derelict cars and buildings, hills of old boots, broken crockery, and other debris. Forty million people perished and there are only 20 known survivors. The Queen did not survive, and of the 20 known survivors the next in line for the throne is a Mrs Ethel Schroake of 393a High Street, Leytonstone. Among the other survivors are Ralph Richardson (O Lucky Man!) as Lord Fortnum of Alamein, who isn't looking forward to his impending mutation into a bed sitting room. Michael Hordern is Bules Martin, who wears a 18-carat Hovis bread ring. Spike Milligan is a postman who wanders around and delivers some memorable dialogue, for example: "And in come the three bears - the daddy bear said, 'Who's been sleeping in my porridge?' - and the mummy bear said, 'that's no porridge, that was my wife' ". Arthur Lowe is slowly turning into a parrot (which is then eaten by Spike Milligan), while his wife, the owner of her own death certificate, turns into a wardrobe. His daughter is pregnant with a strange creature, which she has held inside her for seventeen months. Peter Cook and Dudley Moore are a pair of policemen who perpetually tell the others to "keep moving!". Moore growls a lot and turns into a dog at the end. Marty Feldman is a wellington-boot-wearing nurse. It's a hilarious, absurdist treat, and one of my treasured filmic pleasures.

评论:

  • 祥祜 8小时前 :

    “一个长得像保险销售员的人,怎么可能完爆我”约翰斯托克顿表示“你礼貌吗?”

  • 蒯学民 7小时前 :

    为了篮球,为了每一个没能成为励志故事主角的人。

  • 锐家 9小时前 :

    Do you love this game? Never back down if the answer is YES!。。有的时候英语不是母语,就不会被trash talk 口头伤害到。。。视频流量时代,杀入联合选秀,要从街头路人王另辟蹊径。。。各路NBA名人堂级大咖来露个脸,这(故)事就算成了。希望现实世界里另个阿Bo(曾凡博)最近也成功呀~(2022.6.22) 评:3.8星

  • 蹇修敏 6小时前 :

    3.5 这里面最菜的就是胡安·埃尔南戈麦斯

  • 泽安 0小时前 :

    惊叹美国的商业模式臻于完美,这个片子就能可见一斑。这根本算不上部电影,而是NBA这门生意的一部分。这28×15的方寸之地,既是纯洁的梦想,又是肮脏的斗争。

  • 玥彤 1小时前 :

    电影有很多NBA的梗,最明显的76人管理层不就是现实里的湖人管理层嘛

  • 静梅 1小时前 :

    基准线励志片,勉强及格。

  • 琦弘伟 9小时前 :

    没什么想表达,越来越粗糙,训练训练,爆粗之类,

  • 蛮嘉歆 8小时前 :

    It's an open book, but still gets you.

  • 祥紫 1小时前 :

    这题材很难拍难看吧 对于我就算拍成纪录片我都可以 老詹要是客串了就好了

  • 梦露 1小时前 :

    运动励志片,总是那么让人热血。过程很有趣,包括各路明星的客串,只是结尾再给力些,会更爽!

  • 萨良畴 7小时前 :

    COME ON,这种平凡小子逆袭NBA的故事难道还会不好看吗?!难道会有人不喜欢吗?!更何况,平凡不代表普通,逆袭就意味着曲折但成功。这种人见人爱,花见花开的故事,无论怎么拍都不会败的!

  • 湛楠楠 9小时前 :

    虽然这样的故事不可能发生,但是看到这么多熟悉的面孔还是要打个高分

  • 门开宇 8小时前 :

    体育拯救我的🐶周末!周六上午看NBA总决赛库里,周日上午看UFC张伟丽,周日晚上看NBA球探电影!电影说不上有多好,但是规整的体育题材电影好久不见。Sugar Weekend!

  • 闻淑兰 4小时前 :

    对于一个篮球迷来说,就中间那段训练很有趣,“训练你的这一个月是我最开心的时光”……然后其他的,逻辑性太弱了,毫无吸引力,当然,男主的表演一直很精彩。

  • 滕凡桃 9小时前 :

    华子的垃圾话太扎心了,最后结局也是寻常套路了,实际的话前两次机会没了就真的没了。

  • 贸高逸 4小时前 :

    桑德勒不搞笑演正剧,竟然让我这个非篮球迷看得津津有味,目不转睛。

  • 羊舌惜寒 8小时前 :

    比较老套的体育励志电影 和字母哥的传记片同期上映。显得这部电影还没有那部传记来的传奇和不容易。 好几个NBA球星客串倒是挺好玩 大鲨鱼的新闻台 德克的视频 艾佛森的小视频 吹杨的小客串。

  • 车曼婉 0小时前 :

    亮点太多 球迷专享 谁说50岁只有湿疹和疲倦 只要愿意 依旧可以大风车扣篮 别加胯下就行

  • 朋阳泽 5小时前 :

    桑德勒是真爱篮球啊,面子太大了,J博博士都出来了,后面的演员表的mix 才是精华。主角在电影里那么强,现实里板凳末尾,只能说每个人都是自己故事里的乔丹。爱德华兹要是喷人能力和电影一样,那算也是学会了乔丹的一个技能了。

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