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分类： 喜剧片 1992

导演： 西里斯科什·慕克吉

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　　喜剧，讲一个男人通过装假胡子装扮成兄弟两个人，周旋于女友和未来岳父之间，因为岳父喜欢有胡子的人，认为有胡子的人成熟稳重。
　　Ramprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma (Amol Palekar) is looking for a better paying job. He and his sister Ratna (Manju Singh) have no relatives or acquaintances except Dr. Kedar (David). Dr.Kedar tells him about Bhavani Shankar's (Utpal Dutt) firm known as Urmila Traders. Shankar is a weird man. He is a man of traditional values, hence he naturally hates youth wearing modern clothes. He is a sports fan, but thinks lowly of youth knowing anything about sports. But his most weird trait is hatred towards men without moustaches. He thinks that men without moustaches are characterless.
　　Ramprasad has a moustache. He takes care of other problems by wearing kurta & feigning ignorance about sports. Bhavani hires him immediately. Ram is a hardworking guy, so Bhavani (& Ram) have no problems. However, Ram once takes leave by pretending that his mother (who died many years ago) has taken ill, and goes to watch a hockey match. Bhavani Shankar, who also attended the match, sees him there.
　　The next day Bhavani summons Ramprasad to his office and asks him about the Hockey match. Remembering the plot of a movie a friend of his is shooting, Ram convinces Bhavani Shankar that he had seen his "moustache-less" identical twin Lucky (alias Lakshmanprasad Dashrathprasad Sharma) at the stadium.
　　Bhavani Shankar buys his argument & feels bad about accusing him and decides to make amends by hiring Lucky to teach his daughter Urmila (Bindiya Goswami) music. Ramprasad reluctantly shaves his moustache to become Lucky and starts to teach music to Urmila. He is helped by his actor friend Deven Verma (playing himself).
　　Now Urmila aka Urmi is the exact opposite of her father. She takes immediate liking to Lucky, while Ram is barely noticed by her. Bhavani notices this & gives Ram another job to tutor on the pretext of her exams. Meanwhile, Mrs. Srivastav (Dina Pathak), a socialite, is roped to play the part of Ram, "Lakshman" & Ratna's mother. Like Ram, she also ends up playing her own twin in front of Bhavani.
　　Ram decides to tell Urmila the truth. Urmila tells him to tell the truth to Bhavani as well. Ram goes to Bhavani to tell the truth, but Bhavani sees Ram's moustache giving away. Bhavani exposes Ram, but ends up thinking that Lucky murdered Ram & impersonated him to marry Urmila.
　　In a hilarious chase that follows, Bhavani ends up totalling a police jeep. The Senior Inspector (Om Prakash) mistakes him for a thug named Pascal D'Costa & is about to lock him up in the jail. Only when his Inspector identifies Bhavani Shankar by his real identity is he freed. By now, a harried Bhavani has developed hatred for twin as well.
　　On coming home, he finds that Urmila & Lucky are married. He refuses to give them blessings, until Dr.Kedar comes to the scene & explains the whole situation. Now, Bhavani becomes even more furious, but on everybody's insistence, relents. The film ends with a family photo of Mrs.Srivastav, Ratna, Urmila, Ram, Dr.Kedar, Bhavani's sister Kalindi (Shubha Khote) & Bhavani (who is shown without moustache).

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  • 延祯 3小时前 :

    两个不同的直男活在自己想象中的伟岸image造成的悲剧。pc的痕迹有点太重，有点刻意了。

  • 扬光赫 0小时前 :

    硬是将一个城堡情爱暴力的三角狗血生搬硬套一个罗生门的角度来讲150分钟而变成教科书般了无生气。。。。。硬生生将大女主抗争叙事压缩到最后的1/4。。。哎😔~

  • 卫炳申 5小时前 :

    三段重复无趣的流水账和一段精彩刺激的肉搏。6

  • 彩优 9小时前 :

    这个算是致敬黑泽明吗？有的时候，真相并没有我们认为的那么重要......

  • 卫柏华 7小时前 :

    最后的决斗，冷兵相对，精彩到恍惚间自觉不能呼吸，屏息凝视，拍的真好啊。

  • 彩楠 1小时前 :

    20211205le。莱德利斯科特，制作上十分精良，灯光、布景上还原了中世纪的场景。故事上其实不算是罗生门，只是交叉叙事而已，真相导演明明白白告诉观众了。故事完整，格局略小。

  • 寒馨 0小时前 :

    以罗生门的视角来讲中世纪战争中一场关于女性财产而生死决斗的故事，阵容强大，决斗精彩，但总觉得有些杀鸡焉用牛刀

  • 伍碧白 6小时前 :

    以为是英国版的《罗生门》，讲不同立场的人有不同的趋利避害行为，但没想到最后话锋一转，讲的是女权，主要包括在欧洲中世纪女性被看作是男性的财产和生育工具，被强奸的案件数不胜数，多数男人会因为是教会神成员而享受赦免权，少数案例如果男人身份高贵，则由皇帝判定可以通过决斗来获得胜诉，男人决斗失败，则女性会享受烧死的刑罚，男人决斗胜利则获得家族和个人的荣耀。只是感觉这么长的电影时间，讲的故事有点老套，压缩到100分钟会比较好。

  • 凯腾 1小时前 :

    有史诗感，决斗场景设计不错。服装华丽，表演还行，布景一般般。说英语有点出戏。感觉还凑合。剧情太啰嗦了，从头到尾说了三遍就没看出来多大区别，完全不影响结局的走向。男一号是个魔鬼，杀人如麻战争狂人，对他老婆不好，没有好就是不好。男二号就是个花花公子，自作多情的流氓。女一号啥也没有就普普通通，有点勇气，但是更多的勇气是来源于她的无知。她一不知道她讲出这件事情的后果走向，单纯觉得有途径解决，挽回正义。二不知道决斗失败会有什么后果。本能的想维护自己的权益。女主有勇气的，承受下来了，有惊无险。每个人都有每个人的看点。打斗的精彩，女性权益的保护，历史时刻的再现，英雄主义的气质，国王领主贵族勾心斗角的关系，夫妻家庭情感的矛盾各种。还是挺不错的就是有点啰嗦。没有主题的思想在里边，特别繁琐，有挖掘的东西。

  • 振华 4小时前 :

    一个披着中世纪古典片外衣的，用罗生门风格演绎的女权主义电影。结构独特，表演精彩。

  • 庾傲安 3小时前 :

    简直是千百年来女性经历的故事。丈夫认为自己是英勇无畏的保护者，强奸犯认为对方早已臣服于自己魅力不过欲拒还迎。

  • 巫忆彤 2小时前 :

    围观群众并不关心真相

  • 员梓露 3小时前 :

    三个视角的罗生门，自大自恋的人能把强奸想象成被勾引。

  • 弭忆南 0小时前 :

    2.5。结构性闪回叙事在这部片子里起到的立场强化作用被最后一章“真相”中决斗的悲怆感消解得所剩无几。要不是结尾赫然打出“尚德卡鲁日数年后在十字军东征战死”的字幕略带暗讽意味的找补一下，就连现行立场的正确性也都不是那么让人笃信了。

  • 合童童 9小时前 :

    Men do hate rapists, they just dont consider themselves as rapists in most cases. 援引中世纪法国的真实案例，以探讨性同意议题上的两性多重视角，没谈出啥新意，拿去给直男当性观念教育片还可以的水平。Anyway，斯科特老爷子如此高龄愿意拍一部这样的片子，值得敬重与鼓励。（题外话 as a modern independent sexually-mature woman, who wouldn’t wanna have sex with Adam Driver???

  • 兆聪慧 8小时前 :

    挺好的，这真是很久很久以前了。真勇啊。不知道这种想法受了什么主义的影响，总觉得今人当然比古人全方位地厉害。其实美好的品质，并不会随着时间维度的拉长而更多或更少。//but,我看到大本和达蒙在一个画面里就想笑。演员还是应该保持神秘。。。

  • 咎高驰 6小时前 :

    P.S.无论如何，接受不了有夫之妇出轨，就算老公对老婆不好，在没有离婚之前女人出轨，这个女人也是个渣。不爱就离开，不要一边吃着碗里的嫌弃不香，一边偷腥。选择婚姻就是选择忠诚。否则请不要结婚。

  • 及南烟 5小时前 :

    喜欢里面有一句台词：微笑和好话比威胁好用多了，哪怕你不是真心的

  • 哈恨桃 3小时前 :

    血雨腥风成绝响，人间不见白梅香。

  • 卫丹樱 1小时前 :

    真人版可以看做是对OVA的临摹复刻，虽然没有神一般的配乐加持，但原作内容80%都还原出来了。个人比较喜欢对十字疤的改动，爱恨纵横的两刀，是怨念也是原谅，终将伴随浪客一生。就这样完结吧，可以了...

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