Martin (John Amplas), a young man who looks around 20-years-old, boards a train in Indianapolis, Indiana for New York. At night, he breaks into a sleeping car and sedates a woman with a syringe full of narcotics. She struggles, but he tells her not to struggle or be upset because she wont feel pain. After a few minutes, the woman falls asleep, and Martin has sex with the unconscious woman. Afterwards, he slices her wrists with a razor blade so he can drink her blood. The woman bleeds to death in her sleep.
In the morning, the train stops in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania where Martin disembarks. He is met by Tata Cuda (Lincoln Maazel) an elderly and hostile old man who claims to be his cousin from the Old World. Together, they travel by another train to the town of Braddock, a dying industrial suburb. They walk to Cuda's large house where he shows Martin his living quarters. Cuda then accuses Martin of being an 84-year-old vampire from his old country. He has taken in Martin because he is family, but tells him, "First I will save your soul. Then I shall destroy you." Martin denies being a vampire and implies that Cuda is merely his uncle rather than his cousin. Cuda then puts up strings of garlic on the doors to his and his granddaughter's room, and then holds up a small cross when Martin approaches him. Martin takes away the cross, and even takes a bite of the garlic mocking these attempts by saying bitterly, "There's no real magic... ever". Cuda tells Martin that he can come and go as he pleases. But he also warns Martin that he will kill him if he kills anyone in Braddock. He also tells Martin to stay away from his granddaughter Christine (Christine Forrest), whom arrives home from her job that evening.
Cuda introduces Christine to Martin, but also warns her to stay away from him. But Christine instead strikes up a friendship with Martin who confides in her about his vampire heritage. When Cuda later confirms Martin's claims to be a vampire, Christine, not surprisingly, refuses to believe either one. She thinks that Cuda and the other members of her family have driven Martin to insanity by making him think that he is a vampire. It is never revealed if Martin really is a vampire, or just a shy and lonely youth with troubled issues. Christine is the only person that Martin gets the courage to talk to. When Christine's boyfriend Arthur (Tom Savini) arrives at the house for dinner, Martin stops talking and backs away despite Arthur's attempt at a conversation. Christine later confides in Martin that she hopes to leave Braddock someday with Arthur, even though Martin points out that Arthur treats her badly and is both verbally and physically abusive towards her.
When Christine sees that Martin won't talk to anyone else, she buys him a phone which he installs in his room. Martin begins to repeatingly call a radio talk show where he describes what it's like to be a vampire. He becomes known on the radio as "the Count" to all the listeners. But the patronizing host (Michael Gornick) thinks he's just crazy.
Martin gets a job at Cuda's grocery store of stocking shelves, hauling boxes around, and even gets to be a delivery boy for some of the customers. One of his customers is a certain Abby Santini (Elyane Nadeau), who becomes taken in with Martin. She is a very friendly young woman who is depressed when she tells Martin that her husband is unfaithful. But Martin still does not have the nerve to talk with her, so she is happy to have someone to confide in with her life problems. Martin phones the radio show host to describe his infatuation with the housewife and senses that she wants to have sex with him. When the radio show host asks Martin if it is a sexual problem that he has involving women criticizing him during sex, Martin replies that he has never had sex with a woman who was awake.
One day, Martin travels by train to outside Braddock to look for victims. At a supermarket, he follows a young woman (Sarah Venable) home to her posh suburban house. He sees the woman's husband (Richard Rubenstein) leave for a long business trip, and Martin decides this would be the right time for more feeding. Martin returns to the house after dark and breaks in through the garage door. But it is Martin who gets the surprise when he bursts into her bedroom to find her in bed with her adulterous lover Lewis (Al Levitsky). After a vicious struggle, Martin jabs both of them with hyprodermic needles with narcotics, and waits for the drugs to take affect. He drags the unconscious body of Lewis from the house to a clump of trees across the street where he kills him by shoving a broken tree branch into his neck and drinks his blood. Martin returns to the house where he has sex with the unconscious woman. But out of compassion and pity, he decides to let her live.
Martin begins to have romantic monochrome visions of his vampire past (real or imagined), where he drained blood from a young woman and was chased through the streets of a nameless European town by a torch-lit mob.
During one Sunday at church, Cuda brings home Father Howard (George A. Romero) who asks him about the possibility of exorcism and demon possession. Father Howard calls upon the elderly Father Zulemans (Clifford Forrest, Jr.) over at Cuda's request. Together, Cuda and Zulemans confront Martin his bedroom and attempt to perform an exorcism on him. At this point, Martin remembers (another real or imaginary flashback), in the Old Country of people trying to perform an exorcism on him, and he flees them. Martin then flees from Cuda and Zuelmas as well. A little later that night, Martin terrorizes Cuda in a children's playground when he puts on a Dracula cape and puts false fangs into his mouth to pretend that he really is a vampire.
One day, Martin finally musters the courage to talk with Mrs. Santini during a routine delivery to her house where he tells her that he's aware of her attempts to seduce him and wants now to have sex with her. After having sex for the first time, Mrs. Santini becomes more depressed for she tells Martin that her husband just left her because she discovered that she cannot bear children, and that her desires towards him are based on sex and nothing else. But Martin wants to stay with her and help her move on with her life. Martin tells the radio show host about his affair with the housewife and that he no longer has the urge to attack other women.
Meanwhile, Arthur meets with Cuda and tells him that he wants Christine to leave town with him so they can get married and start a family. But Christine becomes angry at Cuda when he tells Arthur that insanity runs in their family and he shouldn't consider having children with her. Shortly afterwards, Christine packs up and leaves Braddock for New York with Arthur despite Martin telling her that Arthur is abusive towards her. But her mind is made up. Before leaving, Christine tells Martin that she really has no ill feelings towards him and just wants to make a fresh start with her life. She says goodbye to him and promises to write. But Martin knows that with an abusive and possessive man in Christine's life, she probably won't.
Depressed over losing his one true friend, Martin phones the radio show host and tells him that he's getting "shaky" and wants to go out looking for more victims. That night, Martin travels to a rough crime-ridden area of Pittsburgh and attacks two derelicts in a alley, injecting them with narcotics. He kills one of them by silting the bum's wrist and drinking his blood. Martin is about to kill the second one when a police car shows up and gives chase. Martin narrowly escapes during a long chase on foot which leads from the garbage strew streets and through a local store. Martin runs into an old warehouse where a drug deal is going down. A shootout between the two cops and the three thugs begins where all of them are killed, leaving Martin as the sole survivor who casually walks away from the carnage.
One day, Martin finds Mrs. Santini dead in her bathtub, after she had slit her writs with a razor blade. Martin anonymously calls the police to report the body and leaves. He phones the radio show host one final time to say that he really doesn't need friends or people to talk to for he is his own person. But when Cuda learns about Mrs. Santini's suicide, is mistakenly thinks Martin killed her and made it look like a suicide as he's done before. Cuda walks into Martin's room while he is asleep and kills him by hammering a wooden stake through Martin's heart.
Cuda buries Martin's body in his back garden, while over the closing credits various voices from people are heard talking to the radio show host asking the whereabouts of "the Count".
…女主长得好像Eileen Gu
《巨星嫁到.Marry.Me》真是烂片，J.Lo一把年纪还演这种傻白甜的爱情剧，实在没有说服力。剧情设计又十分荒谬，什么巨星到学校去教唱歌跳舞体验生活，简直像劣质霸道总裁文里的内容，看到这一段我实在忍不住了……果断弃剧。虽然J.Lo卖力唱歌跳舞还露肉的边缘，都无法让人忍受下去。
就是那种看了预告觉得很俗但又冲着JLo忍不住一定要看的电影，里面的歌确实挺好听的。（开头“世纪婚礼”那局促的场馆和观众的反应很难不让我想起当年的周迅……
勇敢的拥抱美好啊！很多悲剧也许是因为没有做一个好好的告别，才会走进一个艰难的死胡同。我们要好好的学会告别。当别人来找我们告别的时候，也要好好的划上句号，而不是就地跳进进一个迷宫。
电影院看加一⭐。烂番茄🍿指数92，剧情俗气但也轻松，冲突化解得太容易了。买电影票送演唱会，歌真的好听，西语歌让人想跳舞。女同部分的台词没删，估计是觉得这片没什么水花。演员还不错，maluma挺壮，jlo状态真好，手臂上的肌肉，演30多岁还是让人信服的。有一句台词I don't even know her.逗~
非常俗套的剧情，情节漏洞百出，但是看完心情大好。就像童话故事一样，你虽然知道这不是真的，但也不妨碍你期待它成真。
很平淡但剧情忽然离谱，但是全部看完就觉得好像又不太离谱
老婆：你是怎么认识我的呀 我：哈哈哈 老婆：七年前 我：我在走廊上看到一个又高又瘦又白的美女，头发是金色的，我心里想“卧槽”，然后我问你，你是xxx吗 老婆：哈哈哈哈哈哈 我：然后我在你们寝室门口跟你出柜，因为声音太大，你们全寝室都听到了 老婆：哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈哈
大明星和热爱教学的数学老师一见钟情的老套romcom故事，但是jlo和Owen毫无火花，最关键的是也不太com，最好笑的地方还是最后十分钟jlo踩着高跟鞋跺脚式狂奔赶飞机hhh…以及第一次在电影院看高清舞台，音效非常好
好Dry的剧情，期望越大失望越大。精华都在预告里了…..
太浪漫了太浪漫了，歌也好听，在电影院上映一定要再去看一遍，音响效果绝对不一样，詹尼佛洛佩兹的声音太强了，好像让人再次相信了爱情
其实故事挺感人，但是那个车祸弄的太刻意了，反而让整个故事显得有点假了
对女主还是挺喜欢的~
这类片子太多了，哪怕找再好的明星来感觉都拍成一个样子，至今没有人能超过诺丁山，令人惋惜……
the IN BETWEEN 真的会有这样一个让人弥补遗憾的界限空间存在吗
离过三次婚、相差24岁的姐弟恋还是行不通的。那么扎根在扭腰公立学校、离过婚带着娃的数学老师能赢得巨星的心吗？那得问过小她三岁的Ben Affleck!
又一部netflix塑料糖水片，冲着ugly Betty和brothers &sisters的两个演员看的，但是即使这样也很勉强能够看完。 就差把ＣＬＩＣＨＥ六个字母打在屏幕上的爱情和家庭剧情既不浪漫也不温馨，把同志类型的chick-flick拍成了饭圈腐女俱乐部
JLo在这里很美。这年代还能看到chick flick我很珍惜。
每一次看这种美国家庭喜剧真的就是幸福满满，我们追求的不是最帅的，而是最适合的
还能再套路点嘛？
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